1) Write full name. Alternatively, you may write "THE" followed by your first name in all caps. but only if you own the trademark to this specific use.
2) Name of primary "mega-doner" or Koch brother you serve.
If your primary fundng source is a foreign nation or intelligence organization you may write "Ben N." to avoid embarrassing yourself with spelling confusion. If you will be your own largest campaign donor please circle previous answer with your crayon and draw an arrow to it from right here.3) Branch of military service you would have served in had you actually been willing to serve in the military and thus risk your life for Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan's foreign policies or the first Iraq invasion.
4) Amount of projected profit, to the nearest 10 million dollars, that your real estate finance empire will reap if you control the Federal Reserve "overnight" interest rate for four years.
5) Name any terrorist organization(s) which one member of your family founded, trained and funded and another member of your family subsequently allowed to attack the United States homeland while he or she ignored repeated, dramatic and rationally un-ignorable warnings that such an attack was imminent.
6) List both of your Black "friends" and endorsers.
If names unknown, list name of speaker's bureau or agency where hired. If you yourself are a Black candidate (seriously?) please put your hands on the table where we can see them, assume "The Position" and ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION SIR. Is that a gun? I see a weapon! Get on your knees, get down Now! Kneel Goddammit! Don’t run boy, aww don’t you run.7) Act like that did not that just happen.
8) List the christian religion you most often pretend to believe in or the church you require your spouse to attend publicly on your behalf.
Section Two: The Economy
Take up to 15 minutes to read the following statement several times before answering questions 9 and 10 below.
As an affirmed supporter of the Tea Party, you the 2016 GOP POTUS candidate, might recall that the entirety of the Tea Party “movement”, later funded deeply by the Koch brother’s, originated as a viral video clip of a hedge fund vice president complaining that hedge funds were getting special bailout treatment while the TARP bailouts originally authorized by President George Bush were being implemented. 9) How much money was actually invested in the TARP bailout? (Circle one.) a. TARP under Obama spent twice as much as the original authorization. b. TARP under Obama spent the entire authorization. c. Two Democrats wrote a law which was signed by President Obama that reduced the TARP expenditure by roughly half of the Bush allotment. It was $426 billion.10) How much did the TARP bailout eventually cost taxpayers by the time all the holdings reverted to private ownership?
a. I dunno must a been a trillion dollars or so. b. 700 billion, down the drain. c. In the six years it ran, TARP returned all the original costs plus an $18 billion profit.11) List one family member from 1915 - 2015 who has held a job that required the ability to speak complete sentences, random drug testing, a clean driving record and sexual harassment training.
Section Three: Things you will be expected to attack President Obama for that he did not actually do (regardless if actually bad for the U.S.).
12) Write the name of the President and/or sibling who signed each of the following:
The U.S. Iraq “Status of Forces” agreement which set a (later fulfilled) deadline of 31 December, 2011 for withdrawal of all US troops from Iraq. The Troubled Asset Relief Program authorizing $700 billion to restore solvency in America’s largest financial service companies. (Hint: Review the previous section carefully before answering.) The No Child Left Behind act.Section Four: Foreigners.
13) Without any outside assistance or notes and, excluding Russia, Germany, Israel and the United States, spontaneously write the name of at least one current head of state from each any continent.
14) Argue briefly but forcefully that, despite Ronald Reagan’s declaration that America’s worst terrorist enemy ever was Muammar Gaddafi, Hillary Clinton’s worst political mistake ever was participating in the national security policy that actually resulted in his death.
15) Assume that you are going to be elected in 18 months and will remain President for the next eight years. Now further assume that, hypothetically, you could choose one and only one of the following two scenarios. Which would it be. (circle a).
a. The nation of Iran develops a nuclear weapon approximately 3 days before you take office in early 2017. b. The nation of Iran does not develop any nuclear weapons until at least 18 months after you leave the White House or, if they do so, you already have THEIR OWN PERMISSION to bomb the shit out of their whole country before they use it on Benjamin N. .Section Five: Extra Credit
16) If the population of the United States was 150 million in 1950, is 320 million today and is expected to double in 40 years, what is the population of the United States today?
17) Spell the word "Environment" and use it to compose a complete sentence.
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